Wants and needs
You never knew how much you needed something until you actually got it, and when you do have it, you need a better version of it. I mean, I have two cameras and they have served me amiably. But one, while it does take excellent photos, is too big and clumsy to easily bring with me, and the other, which is small enough to fit in my bag, doesn't take very good photos. What I was getting at is, I want a new camera. And it's not because Logan got one at all. Well... Not just.
But I can't afford it. We booked our trip to Spain a few weeks ago, and I still haven't found a damn job for the summer, so, yes, I'm kinda short on the money front. Donations are gratefully accepted.
Gilmore Girls is officially not going to be renewed. That makes me a little sad. Or, like Sookie would say, smad. I'm gonna cheer myself up with some 'Natural quotes.
- Are we talking misdemeanor trouble or 'squeal like a pig' trouble?
(Squeal, baby, squeal!)
- Just try to relax.
- Just try to shut up!
(As much as I empathize with Dean's fear of flying, nothing makes me laugh like the breathing excercises.)
- ... And a giant mirror fell on a guy named Dave.
(I'm sorry. Poor Dave. But it still makes me giggle.)
- Do I look like Paris Hilton?
(No. Thank God.)
- Okay, that attitude right there? That's why I always got the extra cookie.
(And because you're prettier, too.)
- I hope your apple pie's freakin' worth it!
(Dean... Apple pie... Dean. Apple pie. Mmm, apple pie.)
- That fabric softener teddy bear... Ooh, I'm gonna hunt that little bitch down.
('The hunt for Snuggles'. Can't wait to see that episode.
- Dude, I full on Swayze'd that mother!
(A show that turns 'Swayze' into a verb? You gotta love it.)
- Hey, Ash. Uh, we need your help.
- Well, hell, then. Guess I need my pants.
(Ew. Yes, Ash. Yes, you do. Please, wear them at all times.)
- What’s the point in saving the world if you can’t get a little nookie once in a while, huh?
(No point at all. Go for it!)
- What are you gonna do, poke her with a stick? ... Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!
(Poke the old lady with the stick! Poke her with the stick!)
- You go get online, check old obits, freak accidents, that sort of thing, see if she's whacked anybody before. And don't go surfing porn, that's not the kind of whacking I mean.
(Aww, poor Sam. Never gonna live Casa Erotica on the Skin Channel down.)
- You're bossy.
- What?
- You're bossy. And short! *giggles*
- Are you drunk?
- Yeah? So? Stupid.
(Drunk!Sam, how I loved you. And then of course you had to ruin it by going all emo.)
- Who are you working for, huh? Are you working for the mandroid?!
- We're not working for the mandroid!
(Hee. Mandroid. Gets funnier every time I hear it.)
- Well, I think I learned a valuable lesson. Always take down your Christmas decorations after New Year's or you might get filleted by a hooker from God.
(The things you learn from TV.)
- You know, I'm - I'm a sucker for a happy ending, really, I am, but...
(Ooh, dirrrty!)
There, that cheered me up.
My dad is seriously awesome at handling unwelcome phone calls. Some internet company or another called while the hockey game was on, and I could hear him, all, "I'm good, thanks. Yes, actually, I'm watching hockey. Sweden against Denmark. Yeah, it's 2- 2. Well, would you mind calling me another time when there's no game on? Thanks. Bye."
But I can't afford it. We booked our trip to Spain a few weeks ago, and I still haven't found a damn job for the summer, so, yes, I'm kinda short on the money front. Donations are gratefully accepted.
Gilmore Girls is officially not going to be renewed. That makes me a little sad. Or, like Sookie would say, smad. I'm gonna cheer myself up with some 'Natural quotes.
- Are we talking misdemeanor trouble or 'squeal like a pig' trouble?
(Squeal, baby, squeal!)
- Just try to relax.
- Just try to shut up!
(As much as I empathize with Dean's fear of flying, nothing makes me laugh like the breathing excercises.)
- ... And a giant mirror fell on a guy named Dave.
(I'm sorry. Poor Dave. But it still makes me giggle.)
- Do I look like Paris Hilton?
(No. Thank God.)
- Okay, that attitude right there? That's why I always got the extra cookie.
(And because you're prettier, too.)
- I hope your apple pie's freakin' worth it!
(Dean... Apple pie... Dean. Apple pie. Mmm, apple pie.)
- That fabric softener teddy bear... Ooh, I'm gonna hunt that little bitch down.
('The hunt for Snuggles'. Can't wait to see that episode.
- Dude, I full on Swayze'd that mother!
(A show that turns 'Swayze' into a verb? You gotta love it.)
- Hey, Ash. Uh, we need your help.
- Well, hell, then. Guess I need my pants.
(Ew. Yes, Ash. Yes, you do. Please, wear them at all times.)
- What’s the point in saving the world if you can’t get a little nookie once in a while, huh?
(No point at all. Go for it!)
- What are you gonna do, poke her with a stick? ... Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!
(Poke the old lady with the stick! Poke her with the stick!)
- You go get online, check old obits, freak accidents, that sort of thing, see if she's whacked anybody before. And don't go surfing porn, that's not the kind of whacking I mean.
(Aww, poor Sam. Never gonna live Casa Erotica on the Skin Channel down.)
- You're bossy.
- What?
- You're bossy. And short! *giggles*
- Are you drunk?
- Yeah? So? Stupid.
(Drunk!Sam, how I loved you. And then of course you had to ruin it by going all emo.)
- Who are you working for, huh? Are you working for the mandroid?!
- We're not working for the mandroid!
(Hee. Mandroid. Gets funnier every time I hear it.)
- Well, I think I learned a valuable lesson. Always take down your Christmas decorations after New Year's or you might get filleted by a hooker from God.
(The things you learn from TV.)
- You know, I'm - I'm a sucker for a happy ending, really, I am, but...
(Ooh, dirrrty!)
There, that cheered me up.
My dad is seriously awesome at handling unwelcome phone calls. Some internet company or another called while the hockey game was on, and I could hear him, all, "I'm good, thanks. Yes, actually, I'm watching hockey. Sweden against Denmark. Yeah, it's 2- 2. Well, would you mind calling me another time when there's no game on? Thanks. Bye."
2 comments:
My new one isn't exactly as compact and convenient as I'd prefer, but the quality of the pictures speaks for itself. Gotta give a little. ;)
And and. I watched "Heroes" the other day! I KNOW! I KNOW! Amazing, isn't it? (The fact that I watched, not the show. :P)
I'm still jealous. ;)
And man! If you saw "Heroes" this week you cannot (cannot! do you hear me?) deny that it is awesome! If you do, I'm cutting bonds. At least your man has taste. :P
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