Damn you, Eve, it's all your fault.
You know, for ten or so days every month, I really, really hate being a woman.
...
- Are you okay?
- Am I okay?
- Yeah.
- I just helped you steal some dead guy's confidential psych file. *beat* I'm awesome!
Yes, Ava is indeed awesome.
So, the current song I can't stop playing is Blue Oyster Cult's Fire of Unknown Origin. You gotta hear it. The one on the album with the same title, though, not the one on Agents Of Fortune. That version's just not as good. Animals' House of the Rising Sun has had its fair share of plays lately, as well as AC/DC's If You Want Blood (You've Got It).
And whenever Carry On My Wayward Son comes on I still just want to sit back, close my eyes and enjoy it. Same with Renegade. Oh, and The Hollies' He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother is also gorgeous.
God, I'm glad I'm not deaf.
...
- Are you okay?
- Am I okay?
- Yeah.
- I just helped you steal some dead guy's confidential psych file. *beat* I'm awesome!
Yes, Ava is indeed awesome.
So, the current song I can't stop playing is Blue Oyster Cult's Fire of Unknown Origin. You gotta hear it. The one on the album with the same title, though, not the one on Agents Of Fortune. That version's just not as good. Animals' House of the Rising Sun has had its fair share of plays lately, as well as AC/DC's If You Want Blood (You've Got It).
And whenever Carry On My Wayward Son comes on I still just want to sit back, close my eyes and enjoy it. Same with Renegade. Oh, and The Hollies' He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother is also gorgeous.
God, I'm glad I'm not deaf.
4 comments:
Ten days? :-O I thought it was, like, four or something.
It'll now be my goal in life to design a scientific method of condensing the entire awful experience into a two-hour session per month. Might as well flush the fucker out of ya instead of letting it slooooowly drip drip drip along. ;)
Dude, you're forgetting the either being pissed off or wanting to cry for almost a week before, not sleeping and swelling up so much your rings don't fit. That's no fun, either. You boys are lucky.
Keep working on that method!
I've always said the same and am in full support of feminism. Compared to all the stuff you guys put up with (the plague, shaving legs, shaving armpits, waxing, child bearing, discrimination in the work place, etc.), men just have to shave in the morning. Completely unfair, I know. Me on standby with an ice pack and a shoulder to cry on is just about the only thing I can offer my female friends when The Time comes around (aside from some Taco Bell, which of course helps), but at least that's something. I just watch my calendar and keep up with when to expect it. ;)
A woman's best friend. Why do you have to live across the Atlantic? So not fair. :P
You know, my father actually tries to use the whole shaving in the morning' to compare. Obviously, he's clueless.
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