Hear the cry of the righteous
LJ has rather a lot of those amusing blog thingies going around, and the latest one is to find out what your battle cry would be when going to war. Apparently, mine would be, "I'm seriously going to smack you until you pee fire!!!"
You know, I kind of like it. I could definitely see myself running towards an army, a crowbar in my hand - wait, did I not mention that my designated weapon was a crowbar? Well, it was. Where was I? Oh yes - crowbar in hand, crying about making people pee fire.
What? Can't you?
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On the subject of hilarious things that people shout, I went to see the movie "Baby Mama" today, and toward the end when Amy Poehler is having the baby, she's screaming "AHHHGHG, it feels like I'm shitting a knife! Why won't you bitches help me!" Me and Tony were laughing so hard that I seriously thought I was about to pee. Like, the pee was RIGHT THERE, on the verge of exploding out of me with one ill-timed laughing burst.
If I had a battle cry, I'd hope it'd be something as awesome as that.
*snort* I've heard that women grow aggressive during childbirth - that line right there doesn't really do anything to change that idea.
Make up your own battle cry, vetja!
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